001: [Video/Voice/Action] The FBI doesn't give ransom

[yesimagenius]

[Reid pokes at the communication device a moment, brow furrowed as he tries to figure it out. Finally the video flickers on and Reid is staring down at it. He's dressed in a button down shirt, tie and grandpa cardigan sweater. He's also leaning on a cane. He's nervous but managing to keep his cool. Reid is working at keeping his mind off the last time he was kidnapped. This isn't the same, he thinks to himself. He's not tied up. Maybe this isn't a kidnapping. Maybe...]

Uhm...I-I'm Dr. Spencer Reid with the FBI. I d-don't know who you are or where this is but someone will be coming for me. If you'd like to t-talk, you haven't done anything w-wrong yet. I'm not hurt. You need to talk to me n-now because holding a federal agent against his will is a crime.

Comments

[voice]

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

Haa... I do not think reasoning will help. This world does not follow the same laws as yours. 'Welcome to Wonderland'.

...What is an 'FBI'?

[VIDEO] ...cause he can't figure out how to turn it off.

[dontcallmemika.livejournal.com]

You're new here too then, huh? I haven't been here long.

[voice]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

..FBI? As in, the FBI?

Who's holding you against your will?

[geokinetic.livejournal.com]

Yeahhhh... you probably already heard this by now, but, uh. You're kinda stuck.

[Voice]

[manticorean.livejournal.com]

FBI, huh? You wouldn't happen to be from a version of the U.S. that knows anything about Operation Manticore, would you?

And yeah, I said "version of the world." Hope you're down with parallel universes and the whole deal.

[haruhifujioka.livejournal.com]

No one will be coming for you.

[pastel-memory.livejournal.com]

You're safe, don't worry. Are you okay?

[helena-campbell.livejournal.com]

You're with the FBI? A doctor, too. You must be pretty smart. Which is good, because we need smart people here.

...And also, if someone comes along and wants to hug you, and says he's America, just believe him for now.

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[exploring-game.livejournal.com]

[Coraline's caught somewhere between awe and precocious skepticism]

The FBI? Really?

[wrong-lever.livejournal.com]

A crime, hm? Imagine how much ransom they'll fetch for all the royals here.

[wayward-sam.livejournal.com]

FBI?

Uh... you wouldn't happen to be friends with a guy named Agent Hendrickson, would you?

[notyetginger.livejournal.com]

FBI? I always preferred the Met, but the FBI! Brilliant!

Oh, I do love your cardigan. It wouldn't happen to be from the eighties?